The Deep Shit Thread - Skateboard-City Forum

PassDaPepper · 01-15-2012

I don't know about you guys, but when I'm either taking one of my 2 hour shit marathons, or taking a nice hot shower, I like to contemplate the complexities and wonders of life. This thread is devoted to those people who do such, please share!!! (and discuss)

I'll start:

Isn't it weird to think that everytime we poo, in order to clean our bottoms, we're basically fingering our own buttholes? You'd think an advanced society such as ours would have come up with a better way to clean one's bottom without having to stick a finger up in there...

Also, is it possible for animals to be tickled? I was playing with my beagle's feet earlier, and although he didn't seem to enjoy me playing with the pads that they have, it didn't seem that he was experiencing the thing we've come to know as tickling. Would apes, who are a little more closely related to us experience this? I mean, they have armpits right...?

**mrkd. matt** · 01-15-2012

You take some long shits

Ramen · 01-15-2012

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Originally Posted by mrkd. matt

You take some long shits

I read whilst on the throne, it's a quiet, albeit smelly place to sit and enjoy a book.

kinjjibo · 01-15-2012

There are those toilets that squirt up your ass to make them sparkly clean. I don't have one, but it seems messy to clean a mess.

NJ Sesh · 01-15-2012

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Originally Posted by PassDaPepper

I'll start:

Isn't it weird to think that everytime we poo, in order to clean our bottoms, we're basically fingering our own buttholes? You'd think an advanced society such as ours would have come up with a better way to clean one's bottom without having to stick a finger up in there...

They do. Its called a Bidet

PassDaPepper · 01-15-2012

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Originally Posted by NJ Sesh

They do. Its called a Bidet

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Originally Posted by kinjjibo

There are those toilets that squirt up your ass to make them sparkly clean. I don't have one, but it seems messy to clean a mess.

Your argument is invalid, but I acknowledge it

UrMomSkatesMongo · 01-15-2012

im pooping right now

**treflippers!** · 01-15-2012

can we just get a sticky already?

Dr. Science · 01-15-2012

hey guys, whats the deal with pooping?

Smithsonian · 01-15-2012

My asshole is tickled when i wipe. Well use to, i became too homophobic to wipe my arse. Abd guy....if your using fingers that deep-__- your not doing it right. Sorry to tell you. But yes we all have ipiffany poos. Or ipoopfanys

kickflippr · 01-15-2012

pooping and assholes are a popular topic this year. go figure

UrMomSkatesMongo · 01-15-2012

whenever i have to poop but its not a good time to poop and i want it to hurry up it always turns into like a twelve hour poop and i ALWAYS say to my asshole "god youre being such an asshole" or if i have to wipe 1000 times i saw "piece of shit!"

get it? cuz its an asshole. and the shit is on the tp

ha.

i have fun with my poop

**Punkatoo** · 01-15-2012

shower after a shit, just spread your cheeks. like a bidet but for the whole body.

Shakezoola · 01-15-2012

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Originally Posted by Punkatoo

shower after a shit, just spread your cheeks. like a bidet but for the whole body.

i can't help but imagine shit running down my legs

**Punkatoo** · 01-15-2012

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Originally Posted by Shakezoola

i can't help but imagine shit running down my legs

okay, well just imagine that when you wipe, there's always gonna e a little left on the knot. shower and you completely rinse it away. you're in a shower, being grossed out by something like that is silly.

Shakezoola · 01-15-2012

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Originally Posted by Punkatoo

okay, well just imagine that when you wipe, there's always gonna e a little left on the knot. shower and you completely rinse it away. you're in a shower, being grossed out by something like that is silly.

ha well yeah showering after you shit and wipe is fine but I was just imagining hopping in a hot steamy shower after some explosive diarrhea without wiping

**Emerica** · 01-15-2012

Back in middle school I figured out the approximate size of the universe while on the toilet. Looking back its a fairly simple idea, but I was pretty proud of my reasoning and I still remember it well.

UrMomSkatesMongo · 01-15-2012

there was a thread about pissing in the shower and some guy said he just hopped in the shower after taking a shit and spread his cheeks

oh the neg

Stookie · 01-16-2012

I just over-analyze my day in the shower.

**Gunz** · 01-16-2012

Pooping = reading a book, or if I'm not currently into one, going through a huge stack of old TWS / Thrasher / Skateboard Mag. Such a scandalous stack of magazines. All mine.

Ramen · 01-16-2012

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Originally Posted by Shakezoola

i can't help but imagine shit running down my legs

better than shit after a shower.

makes the wash completely wasted.

**Gunz** · 01-16-2012

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Originally Posted by RaRaRamen

better than shit after a shower.

makes the wash completely wasted.

This. If I have to shit mid-shower, I'll get out, handle my business, and get back in for complete clean-up.

**Skateselect** · 01-16-2012

haha yeah you cant shit after taking a shower, its just not how its done

**akkaquill** · 01-16-2012

this is my friend's band. they are called deep shit. that is all.

Deep Shit - Gamblor - YouTube

jkamelo · 01-16-2012

why is shitting such a good time for contemplation? technically it should be painful and require a lot of focus

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PassDaPepper Respected User Focus: Photography Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: California Posts: 2,025	The Deep Shit Thread I don't know about you guys, but when I'm either taking one of my 2 hour shit marathons, or taking a nice hot shower, I like to contemplate the complexities and wonders of life. This thread is devoted to those people who do such, please share!!! (and discuss) I'll start: Isn't it weird to think that everytime we poo, in order to clean our bottoms, we're basically fingering our own buttholes? You'd think an advanced society such as ours would have come up with a better way to clean one's bottom without having to stick a finger up in there... Also, is it possible for animals to be tickled? I was playing with my beagle's feet earlier, and although he didn't seem to enjoy me playing with the pads that they have, it didn't seem that he was experiencing the thing we've come to know as tickling. Would apes, who are a little more closely related to us experience this? I mean, they have armpits right...? __________________ Flickr

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mrkd. matt Respected User Focus: Just Chillin' Join Date: May 2010 Location: ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้&# Posts: 5,117	You take some long shits __________________

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Punkatoo Respected User Focus: Music Buff Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Fih-Six-Ace Posts: 5,391	shower after a shit, just spread your cheeks. like a bidet but for the whole body. __________________

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kinjjibo Respected User Focus: Flatland Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 5,377 Props: 2	There are those toilets that squirt up your ass to make them sparkly clean. I don't have one, but it seems messy to clean a mess.

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UrMomSkatesMongo Perma Banned Focus: Photography Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 11,363 Props: 1	im pooping right now

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Smithsonian Perma Banned Focus: All Rounder Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 10	My asshole is tickled when i wipe. Well use to, i became too homophobic to wipe my arse. Abd guy....if your using fingers that deep-__- your not doing it right. Sorry to tell you. But yes we all have ipiffany poos. Or ipoopfanys

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Emerica Mr. Snrub Focus: Photography Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mrs. Butterworth's Indestructible Bomb Shelter Posts: 13,297	Back in middle school I figured out the approximate size of the universe while on the toilet. Looking back its a fairly simple idea, but I was pretty proud of my reasoning and I still remember it well. __________________

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Gunz OWLxCREW Focus: All Rounder Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: swoopin' on varmints Posts: 4,035 Props: 9	Pooping = reading a book, or if I'm not currently into one, going through a huge stack of old TWS / Thrasher / Skateboard Mag. Such a scandalous stack of magazines. All mine.

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jkamelo Respected User Focus: Just Chillin' Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,789 Props: 10	why is shitting such a good time for contemplation? technically it should be painful and require a lot of focus