September 2012 MOTM – WhiteTrash

Great to finally get your 2nd MOTM done. Fuckin slackers. What’s your name?

Tommy Lee

You’re so damn lucky. I would have kissed my parents asses so hard if I got named after one of the sickest drummers ever.

I kind of wish they knew they were doing it but nonetheless I am happy with the outcome and by coincidence Motley Crue become one of my favorite bands.

Yeah I figured. Let’s get a few boring shits outta the way 1st then I’ll bring the hXc stuff.

Story of my life.

How long have you been skating for?

I think I started when I was about 12-13, just saw a guy cruising down the street and thought dude that’s what I wanna do. I wanna go fast and just ride the wind. I don’t even mind in saying I’m in no means a “good” skateboarder but since I’ve started it’s been a massive part of my life and I love it.

That’s fuckin rad. What a pure way to start.

Hell yeah, a short while after I got a playstation demo sent in the mail of Tony Hawks pro skater where you could only play the indoor park level and me and my 4 friends would play for hours, and go outside and skate our corner for hours hahah simple but the best times by far.

Yeah same here, I’ve spent days and days skating curbs with my buddies. Good times. Name a few of your fav skaters, or could you give 2 shits?

Hmm…Well speaking of the Tony Hawk games, I thought I’d pick someone with a cool name or looked cool or something dumb haha and it was Jamie Thomas, then I’d unlock his videos, I’d start learning more about him and it’s never changed. Down with Zero and the chief for life.

Nice, JT is definitely a badass. Toy Machine – Welcome to Hell… what else do you need.

EXACTLY. Yeah man always been a pretty good inspiration to me. I think that was the second thing I saw him in, first was Videoradio an old circa video where Thomas, Muska and Penny killed it together. BUT I do dig Welcome to Hell a lot, great part, great song.

Maiden + Chief = One of the best video parts ever. Do prefer street, tranny, gaps, ledges, cruisin…or a mix? I mean for you to skate.

In all the years I’ve been playing skateboards with my friends I’ve never really progressed with tranny and it’s only until recently I really feel like I want to get more into, so yeah I’m gunna have to go with street just because the best times of me growing up would be skating through the city streets with friends and then hanging at a spot mucking about and skating or filming for little videos we’d put together of the weekend. It’s cool that we all basically still do it now, grab some beers, cruise to a spot, have a skate, have a laugh and have a drink.

Hell yeah, that’s what’s up. OK fuck it, time for me to ask the shit I really want to know.

Hahaah yehahhh buddddddy

As an Aussie, what’s your opinion of Shane O’Neil? I feel like you could either be totally proud of him, or fully ashamed that he’s from your country.

To be honest I don’t really lean either way with him. Good skateboarder of course, but apart from that I don’t really care for him.

Yeah same, I guess a lot of us look at him like that. Do you eat vegemite?

Ahah usually every day, vegemite on toast which is GREAT. People from overseas come and taste it and see how bad it is, but it’s usually because they’ll take a spoonful or eat a massive amount first go and it’s pretty bad. I don’t even like it on bread, gotta be toast only or it’s way too gnar.

Salty right?

WhiteTrash – By itself, kind of, but on toast you don’t taste it. Like everything, just gotta watch the proportion

Hmm.. I’ve seen it in stores here, maybe one day I’ll give it a try. So pretty much every pic I’ve ever seen of you, it looks like you are partying or living the dream in one way or another. Is that an accurate depiction of your life in general?

I’d be lying If I didn’t say I have a lot of fun in life and do believe I’m living the dream (my dream at least). I’ve always said if I’m smiling and living my life exactly how I want to be living it then I’m living the dream. Why waste it doing things we don’t want to be doing ya know ?

Definitely. It seems so many people these days are bummed, living with a little rain cloud over their head. You seem to cruise with a smile on your face and the sun shining, always. Pretty badass outlook on life.

Just gotta make it happen.

Is VB Bitters the best, and most other beers piss?

VB bitters can suck my ass

Really? I was always under the impression it’s tits

VB is a long way away from being anywhere near the word “best”. If you’re a typical Aussie bogan with a mullet, big gut, and tiny dick, then maybe.

Wow, I’ve never had it, now I don’t feel like I’m missing out so much. Are there really lots of mullets there? I wasn’t aware that was one of your main exports.

Not really, I think it was a fad back in the day.

I mean we have our fair share here…don’t get me wrong. You can easily catch a mullet sighting pretty much anywhere in middle America.

Oh trust me I’ve seen plenty of questionable characters in my times in the states.

What kind of music do you like to listen to?

Definitely lays in the 80’s BUT I also can have a bit of a varied taste so yes definitely like me some hair metal 80’s glam type stuff but also love stuff like Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Tom Petty, Bowie, The Clash, Ramones and The Doors, I love Jim Morrison etc. The next 2 months I am set for some good concerts dude. I have Blink 182 tomorrow night, I have Motley Crue and Kiss early march, then Guns N Roses and ZZ top, then Black Sabbath, then Joan Jett and The Darkness.

Holy crap! Damn!

So psyched for 2013.

You are about to have the best times ever.

These concerts, back to America in June, then moving from Sydney to Melbourne when I get back from the states. Keeping the good times constant in my life.

Just for those who don’t know it’s ‘Melbin’, right?

I love that you know that. You can come crash on my couch any time you want now YOU DAM OZZY.

Thanks!! Do you drink goon? Or just stick w/ the beer? I hear booze over there is stupid expensive.

I’m pretty open to a lot of alcohol making its way into my body.

Makes sense.

I don’t really fuck with goon unless I’m truly out somewhere craving a drink and I couldn’t get my hands on anything else. Booze is expensive now that I compare it to American prices.

It’s pretty much just cheap wine right.

Exactly right.

So you mentioned you are gonna see GnR…

Yes or you could just call it Axl.

Are you a little worried about him being kinda old and fat and sucking now?

Bummed I won’t see slash or Duff, but hoping Axl still has that great voice.

And not all badass like he was in the 80s / early 90s

Haha a little bit. If that is the case, I’ll kick his old fat ass and get on stage myself. BORN TO BE A ROCK STAR BABY.

Fuck yeah, just take over, you got it. Well I hope he still wails like he used to, for your sake.

Thank you, my sweet child of mine.

Is Crue the old line-up? I know that Tommy Lee went on to other stuff…

Yeah man same line up, Tommy’s coming out. He’s been back with them the last few years touring.

Oh fuck yeah! you lucky bastard!! Screw this interview! I’m sooooo jealous right now.

Hahaah good things seem to fall my way.

ZZ Top too….damn. What kind of shit are you into besides skating and listening to great music and making me insanely jealous?

Well 2 years ago before I went to the states I bought my first and own dog. He’s a golden lab and I named him Duff and definitely mans best friend. He’s cheekily goofy, gets the attention of a lot of girls and is loyal…kinda like me. I’m at University studying to become a teacher which is kinda cool I guess, I work part time in a special needs preschool and part time as a trade assistant to keep a little change in my pocket. I’ll be finishing uni soon, but I keep going back to work in America each Summer so it extends it, but I can’t say no to having two summers, and I love it over there. Last year I got a motorbike too so keeping it rockstar riding that I guess, apart from that normal things, I like reading if it’s in my interest, music is a passion, I love movies and I love going out having a drink and good times with friends. I don’t need much to keep me happy.

Damn that’s rad! What is it you want to teach?

Primary school for now, no real set subject. I couldn’t do high school because I think I wouldn’t want to teach my dumb ass when I was there haha. I might go further into working with disabilities or special needs as that’s what type of camp I work at in America and the school here, gotta have a big think about it though. It can be draining some days but amazing others. (Who would have thought an sb-c interview would make me start to think what I really want to do in life)

Makes sense. High School kids are usually dickish to their teachers.

True or just don’t care by that point.

Yeah exactly. That’s pretty awesome of you to work with special needs kids, that’s the sort of thing most people applaud but aren’t willing to take on themselves. Way to be there for those kids.

Thanks man, first time I did was in America and it really shaped me and led me to where I am now so I’m thankful.

Are you a fan of the Mad Max / Road Warrior movies?

I feel a bit ashamed to say I haven’t seen any…or if I have they haven’t remained in my memory.

I just ask because I grew up watching both of those with American dubbed voices. It wasn’t until a couple years ago that I even realized they were Australian movies, and all the actors had OZ accents. Really fucked with my head. I’ve been living a lie.

HAHA.

So on that topic…top 5 favorite movies.

I like that (while being sorry and caring for your well being). In no particular order I’ll just shoot out ones off the top of my head I know I enjoy
1) Lords of Dogtown
2) Into the Wild
3) Detroit Rock City
4) Dazed and Confused
5) Dumb and Dumber

Nice. One of those I haven’t seen. I won’t say which but I’m gonna torrent that mofo when we’re done here.

Detroit Rock City?

Nah

Fuck me.

Haven’t seen that one. Sounds like it has a good plot though.

There’s plenty of round girls round the Sydney area who can tell you about it AHHAA

Hahaha

WAIT

Ahh I love it

They aint round I swear. What’s wrong with me today?

Riiiiiiiight. Not a slayer of beasts?

Haah not really, never been my style.

Nor mine. Top 5 dishes. I mean foods to eat, not like fuckin plates ya queer.

Haahaha oh how embarrassing, I had my list ready to go;

1) I love eating a good chicken satay
2) So down with getting messy and having ribs with a nice plum sauce or something similar.
3) Chicken stir-fry is great
4) WINGS (especially in America with a beer)
5) females

WOW. Nailed it. Top 1 Black Sabbath song. Yeah, 1.

Hmm … Paranoid

Tough question, great answer. Top 3 video games.

1) I’m going to give a tie between the THPS and the new skate ones because I enjoyed them both at different times a great amount.
2) Grand theft auto’s
3) Madden

You jock! You like what you like though, I respect that.
WhiteTrash – I love my American football! (crailtap was going to make a joke about the Giants while editing but then he remembered he’s a Jaguar fan. Sad face).

Top 5 TV shows

1) Californication
2) Eastbound and down
3) Freaks and Geeks
4) It’s always sunny in philadelphia
5) That 70’s show

Eastbound and down is my shit. Kenny fuckin Powers

Haah just finished the third season yesterday, I love Stevie too. Such a good show, YOUR FUCKING OUT.
YES. Can you throw a boomerang, and have it come back to you?

I think I’ve touched one boomerang in my life and once I threw it, I don’t think I ever saw it again.

Yeah they seem pretty tricky. Would you be down to box a kangaroo over a 12-pack?

Funnily enough they kinda weird me out, I don’t see them much unless I go on holidays down the coast or a bit further to the country. I feel they are unpredictable and I’ve heard they are a strong as fuck when they grab and kick you. So to answer your question…yes I would.

Bad 2 the bone. I remember you fucking with P4RK3R and legitimately getting him pissed off. One of the funniest things I’ve seen on sb-c. Do you miss him now that’s he’s not really around anymore?

I honestly can’t even remember what I did to him, what was it? I’ll go with ‘no’ to missing him though.

I think you negged him like 3 times and he took it all serious, crying about it etc

Hahaha sounds like me, I feel like if you get that upset over neg you are open to get fucked with. I remember now.

The more he whined, the more you fucked with him, then others, ahem (not me), jumped in and made more fun of him.
Yes! He thought I was the biggest asshole.

We kept editing his posts so that he looked like he said he was into docking etc. He took it all srs.

He sent me a pm telling me how angry he was with me, calling me an asshole, he reminded me of an ex girlfriend. Funny story there.

Once when I broke up with a girl, she sent me the worst phone message I had ever seen and like calling me names etc but one that stood out to me and my friends were the words “incapable lover”. Now you could either take it as I was incapable in bed or incapable of loving someone, I tend to go with emotionally unavailable. Anyway the next week I got a photo… actually this one:

Sounds like either one-minute-man, or tdmf to me.

Sent a follow up message like Parker calling me an asshole. I guess it was a little insensitive but hey you gotta laugh right!

Yeah whatever, people who get their jimmies rustled that easy kind of have it coming to them.

Very open to it.

Why’d you name your dog Duff?

Well I wanted to give him a bad ass name but also wanted something I could put Y on the end of if I had to yell it (I predicted him chasing other dogs in the park) and DUFFYYYYYYYYYY! seemed to work + he is my favorite member of Guns N Roses.

Makes sense. SBC shout outs?

Instead of listing individuals I’ll send it to all the guru family and to those who are still awesome but just haven’t made the guru forum yet, you know this love goes to you too